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Reconditioning Life 101

As of yesterday afternoon, life is getting better.  This is the result of my new proactive outlook.  No longer will I worry about being a victim of my circumstance.

Here’s the plan:

• Food budget reduced from $375/week to $50/week
• Food style changed from “whatever” to bulk/organic items from the Riverwest Co-op
• Wasteful random spending reduced from $30/day to $0
• Discretionary budget increased from $0 to $100 each/month
• General finance handling changed from debit to cash
• The kitchen will be clean every night before 21:00
• The living room will be clean every night before 23:00
• All furry pets will be brushed daily
• I will not make up time off of work: I will take it as unpaid leave
• I will sleep at least 8-hours every night
• I will use a motorcycle in lieu of a car whenever possible
• I will not waste time watching TV or aimlessly surfing the ‘net

Call it God.  Call it karma.  Call it the universe.  Whatever.  It will provide for us.  We always have exactly enough to get by.  Any time we get a windfall, we get an equivalent expense.  Every time we have an unexpected expense, we immediately receive an unexpected windfall.  It is too exact to be accidental.  It’s time to start living within our means.